Ugh! I really suck this week. Please don't throw stuff at me.
Also thanks to Trips for fixing the pic limit.
Regal: No I do not want to join your "Kiss My Ass" club! You can't make me!
HHH (Raises eyebrows and crosses his arms): Did you just say you want to job on Heat for all eternity?
Regal: Where's the bloody chapstick?!
Triple H didn't want to hurt Regal's feelings, but his performance of the Macarena truly stunk.
Pointing at Edge... I fink I know you!
Edge:
Obviously the Tajiri WMD wasn't ready for production. It had a tendency to backfire and bury itself in the stomach of the operator.
Hurricane: So Stacy, what super powers do you have?
Stacy: I'm not sure about powers, but watch this! I have so much tanning oil on my ass right now, if we shine a light up my dress the resulting glare will blind the whole crowd!
Hurricane(as he turns away): NO! Don't do it!
Trish: Our next item up for bid... a life size, anatomically correct Stacy mannequin. Who'll start the bidding?
Silence....
Trish: Come on people! Even I'm worth a dollar Canadian... Oh wait...
Benoit had to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on Batista after he choked on HHH's nuts.
Damn those irresistable honey roasted peanuts!
Ref: Batista! Will you grab Benoit already? I'm tired of you guys just hanging around the ring whenever you feel like it!
Benoit: All this time and the only move Triple H has taught you is the Blowjob from Hell?
Batista: Yeah. He said that was the only move I needed to learn to get a push.
Batista after a super size slurpee: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Brain Freeze!
or
Surgeon General's Warning: Performance of WWE storylines by wrestlers may result in whatthefuckweretheythinking syndrome, career death, and pregnancy.
Batista: Nooooooooooooooo!
Jericho: I can't wrestle him. Can't you smell that?? You'd think Lita's stench would have faded by now damn it!
You WILL finish that match, even if you have to do it with a clothespin on your nose! Trash my office will ya. *evil laugh*
Batista laughed at Jericho for fainting due to the "Lita stench", until he got a whiff of it himself.
Raise your hand if you used to be a man...
*ducks* I'm just kidding!
Edge: Hey look Randy! Someone must have told them your high school nickname. Who could be so cruel?
*snickers*
Randy: I can't believe you told! Hunter!!!!
Hunter decided to bury Edge before he could reveal all of HIS secrets.
Randy: Dude, there is something in your eye!
Edge: Like your finger perhaps?
or
Randy was so helpful! Imagine, helping to rearrange Edge's face so he would be sure to get the lead role in the re-make of the Elephant Man.
Edge: Hey! Are you alright?!
Ref (high pitch): I'd be just fine if you'd get your knee off my nuts!
I stole the cream filling... and used it as mousse for my hair!
(sorry for stealin the cream filling... but I had to do it!)
Ewwww! That's NOT what cream filling is for!