Lita knew she found her true love when Matt Hardy botched fondling her tits
Kane: What's your name boy!
Jericho: Chris.. Chris Jericho!
Kane: *WHIP!* I said what's your name boy!
Jericho: CHRIS! CHRIS JERICHO!
Kane: *CRACK* WHAT'S YOUR NAME BOYYYYYYY.
Jericho: Jobbbbbbbberrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
USA retaliated against the Middle East by producing the first ever Weapons of Mass Erection.
Ref: Look Randy, I'm going to explain this to you one more time. Sometimes worthless people who will never draw any money will get the title too. It's part of the business.
Randy: Wait, but how can a jobber like that go over ME!
Ref: *Sigh* Look Randy, I'm going to explain this to you one more time. Sometimes worthless people who will never draw any money will get the title too. It's part of the business.
Randy: Yeah, but how in the hell is Edge going to go over Randy Orton?
Ref: Look Randy... Hey, is that a My Little Pony?
Authorities say that Loose Cannon was seen fleeing the scene with a tire-iron wrapped in barbed wire. More to come as this story develops.