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Vince: Randy, the show's starting in ten minutes! Where the hell were you?!
Orton: Sorry, boss. I had to renew my pact with Satan to make fanboys love me, and I got a little carried away during the blood-letting.
Vince: But Randy, I don't see any cut marks on you. Where'd you get the blood?
Orton: I got it from Jericho. All of his screaming from the rusty knife made my head hurt.
Vince: Well, doesn't that just take the cake?! We can't afford to have that reckless Jericho injuring one of my most promising stars' eardrums! Tell him he's fired!
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