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TV News: OH MY GOD GODZILLA IS ATTACKING THE CITY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Godzilla attacks the newsreporter and throws her across New York.
Arnold Shwarzanegger: Dun worry, I'll throw this sh*t downtown! Ill be back!
Arnold goes to attack Godzilla, but Godzllla steps on him. Suddenly, Rocky appears.
Rocky: Yo Adrian...I'M GONNA DO IT!
Rocky attemps to jab the monster and starts making punching movements, but Godzilla picks up Rocky and eats him. Cactus Jack appears on top of the Empire state building, and poses, attempting an elbow drop onto his head but misses and falls into the sewer. Godzilla starts to shake the buildings and tear things apart...when suddenly...GOLDBERG APPEARS! HE RUNS AND SPEARS THE MONSTER IN THE KNEE...BUT BREAKS HIS NECK AND DIES! Suddenly, Hulk Hogan appears. He starts doing the Hogan strut for the whole city, calming everyone down including all the little kids....untill Godzilla steps on him and kills him.
Suddenly....TRIPLE H APPEARS! Godzilla steps on him HHH, but HHH no sells! He just stands up and Godzilla picks up up and throws him down, but HHH gets right back up, and Godzilla picks up him again but HHH hits a low blow. He then gets Godzillas massive headbetween his legs...and drops him for the Pedigree! He covers Godzilla..1.2.3! Triple H goes to the top of the Empire State building and poses for the whole NYC! Everyone boos him untill he accidently leans over the edge and falls over.
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