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*The scene opens up with a giant purple dinosaur running through San Francisco, screaming “Hands Down” by Dashboard Confessional in a female voice that can’t sing worth a damn. The dinosaur turns around, and we see the back of Lita’s head, because she forgot to pull up the zipper*
Vince: CUT!!!! Lita, get over here!
Lita: Yes Vince?
Vince: You were supposed to be singing “Way Away” by Yellowcard! Do you have any idea how big of a disappointment that is?
Shane: Well, what about the fact that she was in SanFran, she’s dressed up like Barney the Dinosaur, and she forgot to pull up the zipper?
Vince: Ever since Mr. Nanny, this is great acting for a wrestler.
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