Kurt: "Richard Kind? God, I LOVED you in 'Spin City'!"
Fortunately, Chavo was saved when Spike was suddenly enamoured by the floating blue pizza.
“IIIIIII ... am the very model of a modern major general, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral..."
Now, there's a reason why Kurt Angle is covering up Little Kurt...
Kurt: "Here. YOu might want to wash it down before you put it on."
Booker: "Why would I .................. !!!!!"
Funaki was flattered by the proposal but ... how could he break it to Kurt that he
wasn't a girl?
What the Dudleys do when they run out of paper towels in the rest room.
"It may only be this big, but size doesn't matter, dammit."
Fans of the Terminator series never forgot the little known sequel: T-2000 Does Dallas.
JBL may be the Champion, but he could never beat the local jobbers at thumb war.
He said he would hold the belt until Summerslam.
"I will hold the belt until Summerslam."
Then he spoke of its great significance.
"It will be significant."
And then... he killed the dog.
JBL knew something was very, very wrong when the "Undertaker" suddenly told him to "Snap into a Slim Jim! Oooooh yeahhhh!"
Unfortunately, Taker had put the belt in the wrong place, and the whole world went blind after a glimpse of JBL's crotch.
"Happy birthday, Mr. President."
"Three little maids from school are we, pert as a school-girl well can be, filled to the brim with girlish glee, thee little maids from school!"
And she's not only a Diva, she's a trained magician as well, folks!
Jackie had a promo to do, but for some reason, the little Jawa didn't want her to go onstage.
On WWE Flashback, we take you back to the early days when Edge & Christian and the Hardy Boyz go undercover. They're on a collision course with wackiness!
Kurt: "You wouldn't hurt. um... a ONE-LEGGED MAN, would you?"
Vince: "Hasn't stopped me before."
Kurt: "Damn."