Angle: Look, Chimmel, I'm telling you, chicks really dig the bald look.
It's good to be the king.
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Bubba: Billy, quit trying to rip off Cena's "pumping up" bit...
Fortunately, Bubba managed to catch Kidman when Vince McMahon pulled the glass ceiling out from under Billy.
Bubba: Damn, Paul, even that guy in the front row is getting a bigger push than you.
Angle: Look, Booker, I promised the Board of directors I wouldn't tell anyone, but - It's full of chocolate.
Angle: You're FIRED!
Funaki: You're not telling me anything I don't already know.
Bubba: Our travel money's been cut, so Spike, we're gonna have to stow you in the overhead compartment on the plane to Tokyo.
JBL: And Vince really likes it when you "fluff" him right about here.
TROJAN MAAAAAN
JBL: Damn, Big Show warned me about Eddie's burritos...
Dawn Marie: You mean we got all undressed for THIS?!?
Angle: OK ladies, your next Divas Undressed photo shoot is going to take place in a REALLY exotic place... ANTARCTICA!
Torrie: NOOOOOO!
Dawn Marie, Sable, and Jackie: Anywhere but there!
Cena: I can't see you.
Worst. Back. Bodydrop. Ever.
Vince: How dare you send the Divas to Antarctica without me being there to "warm them up"?