Tony Chimmel: Punch me in the nose!
Kurt Angle: What?
Tony Chimmel: I want you to punch me in the nose!
Kurt Angle: What are you, Tyler Durdan of Fight Club?
Tony Chimmel: (On Knees in a begging/crying voice) Please Mr. Angle, I'm gay, Just hit me in the face and get it over with!
"This photo taken at 4:38 PM. Godzilla has awaken, and is now attacking New York City."
Sable: My pistol is....
Torrie: Loaded!
Miss Jackie: I shot...
Dawn: BETTY CROCKAAAAAAAAR!
Miss Jackie: I delievered Col Sanders for Torrie Wilson's locker!
Torrie: Oh screw you!
Dvon: OK Bubba, this is a new kind of horse. You put his head right under your belt and he'll give you the ride.
Bubba: NOOOOO!
Funaki: This is Angle, Smackdown NUMBA ONE Asshole!
Kurt Angle: What did you say? WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU JAPANESE PUNK, YOUR FIRED!
Luther Reigns: (Low pitched) huh-hUh! Oh wait..thats not right *Cough cough* HAH-HAH! Thats better.
Bradshaws music hits.
Music: DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Tazz: Here comes the shit mobile.
Jackie: Hey Torrie, I used that abs machine you gave me, but I just cant seem to get any results...
Sable: Dat's cuz yew've been using it backwuhds.
JBL: I'm Tugboat...TOOT-TOOT!
Vince: Kurt, I got one thing to say to you....YOUR SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXY!
Kurt: What?
Vince: Huh? Oh - YOUR ON FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIRE!
Kurt: Hey Vince, is that your crutch or are you just happy to see me?