Pay Jim Ross a shit tonne of money to come back and do commentary with Jim Cornette. Have Cornette play a "what has wrestling become?" heel color guy that laughs at the little guys when they drive each other on their heads.
"Somebody call Cheeseburger's mom, the sauce is a little off."
Work as hard as you can with other promotions like ROH, New Japan, AAA and the NWA to bring in some of their talent, name-drop their usual promotion, give them a good showing and then send them off on their way with a lot more exposure. You'd position yourself as the babyface mega-company.
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