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NFL: Thurman Thomas, Steve Young, Michael Strahan, LT, Deion Sanders
MLB: Vlad Guerrero, Rondell White, Mark Mcgwire, Tim Raines
NHL: Mario Lemieux, Jaromir Jagr, Dale Hawerchuk, Richard Zednik, Mats Naslund, Shayne Corson, and one Darcy Motherfucking Tucker.
Tucker is the man, even though he plays for the wrong team: