07-26-2004, 02:05 PM
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#777
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Originally Posted by loopydate
(At the audition...)
LITA: Hi, Jeff!
SIMON: I'm Simon.
LITA: Right. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you how perfect I am for "Survivor."
SIMON: "American Idol." Good lord, is there nothing you won't botch? Next!
LITA: But, wait! I can sing, too!
SIMON: This should be painful...
RANDY: Go ahead and sing it, dawg!
LITA: (horribly off-key) And yooooooooo-oooo-oooooo-oooo-ooo will always...love yoo--wait. Um... Lemme start over.
SIMON: Next!
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God Damn It! You beat me to the "Lita Botching It" joke!!!
hell, you did it better than I could
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