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Paula: Welcome to the show, Chris. We're really excited to have you here.
Simon: Wait a minute; says here you're Canadian. You do know that the show is American Idol, right?
Benoit: What are you talking about? I'm from Atlanta now. And to prove it, I'm going to sing a touching ballad close to my down-home-country roots by...Mr.....(pulls out sheet of paper with name on it)....Garth...Brooks...
**song begins, and Chris starts singing**
Simon: Oh, sweet Lord! This is awful!!!
Benoit: Huh? Wait a minute....I'd recognize that voice anywhere! Dark Lord Sy-Mon! I knew you'd be back for more!!!
**Simon mutates into an enormous winged monster**
Benoit: PEGA-SA-SU!!!! POWAAAAAA GO!!!!
*****
Yeah, that blew.
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