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(Writers Note: The (What???)s are the audience screaming it)
**Stone Cold finishes singing "Marguritaville"**
Simon: "Well Steve, I hate to say it, but I just don't think you have what it takes to be the next American Idol."
Austin: "So let me get this straight(WHAT!!)-you don't think Stone Cold Steve Austin has what it takes to be the next American Idol?(WHAT!!)"
Simon: "Well, I-"
Austin: "Your saying i'm done?(WHAT!!!)"
Simon: "I-"
Austin: "Finished?!?(WHAT!!!!)"
Simon: "Thats what-"
Austin: "Done for?(WHAT!!!)"
Simon: "Steve, your-"
Austin: "eh EHHH!!!!(crowd erupts) See Simon, there's nothing one that you or anybody else working on this puny little show can do to stop Stone Cold Steve Austin from being the next American Idol!!!!"
**Stunner to Simon!!!!!! Austin proceeds to drink beers with Paula and douse Simon with them. That random black guy plays dead.**
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