Or how about Gallardo? Boy that salary and draft pick loss sure look like a great investment for that sparkling 5.37 ERA.
Boy, that Matt Wieters sure looks like a great investment. Good thing they handed him a free $16 million for his 75 games of mediocrity last year.
Ubaldo Jimenez has sure been a worthwhile investment for Baltimore. That 7.38 ERA sure is helping his team keep Toronto and Boston at bay.
Man good thing Baltimore outbid themselves to land Chris Davis. Gotta think they're happy with a first baseman who's total offense mirrors that of the great Hanley Ramirez and Albert Pujols.
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