DAMN that's a lotta pics!
The new WWE whoreless shelter was doing great. Lonely men could just come in, pick a whore, and that was that!
It was time for Lita to make the next cut in
The Bachelorette: Which One Got Her Pregnant?
You'd be sick to your stomach if you had to wear that too.
Edge: "Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr whoosh! I'm a plane!!! Vrrrrrrrrrr!"
Jericho: "That's funny, I thought he got the fusion surgery like everyone else, not the Dr. Jho treatment..."
Tomko: "Yeah, that's what we
though."
I know Jericho's the one w/ the blue trunks, but work with me here.
There were few moves more devastating than the patented Canadian Double Wedgie.
Tired of being fake-pushed, Kane built up speed to hit 88 MPH so he could just escape the present and go back to a hopefully more satisfying future.
Things got interesting when Peter Parker joined the fray from the rafters and started randomly taking out wrestlers.
Alas, only with A-Train's help was Hurricane truly able to fly.
Richards drooled with excitement. THREE targets!
Jericho was about to deliver the full impact of his Liu Kang Bicycle Kick when the referee stopped him in his tracks with the Force.
Grenier proved himself THE most hardcore fitness addict in the world when he did pushups... ON THE TOP ROPE.
Flair was a madman once he spotted Foley across the ring.
Rusty after having not appeared on TV in quite a while, Tajir uberbotches The Tarantula.
Richards and A-Train: "DAMMIT, YOU SAID SO YOURSELF! STAY IN THE BACK!!!"
Somehow, Flair's Spiderman impression just didn't have the same grace to it.
Everyone: "RHYNO!!!!!"
Everyone (again): "RHYNO!!!!"
Orton: "Get! Off! My! Twizzlers!!!"
Maven: "But they're MY candy!!!"
Edge: "See anything?"
Randy: "NO!"
Chris: "Ya know... there
are better ways of checking for a hernia..."
Here we see LC's TV screen after LC blew his load right on Orton.
People never looked at him the same after Randy "Candian KKK" Orton publicy hung Jericho right there on the ropes.
Orton: "Al...most... GOT IT!"
Jericho: "OW! Can you be a bit gentler with my posterior area?"
Orton: "I told you not to play guns and darts with Steven..."
Orton: "Dammit, fall off! Fall OFF!!! That's it, smell my shoe!"
Jericho: "UGH!!!" *faints and falls off*
Orton: "Heh heh heh... still got it."
"Great news! Everyone is now unbanned!!"
The Lita-Replace Diva challenge had its winner when the girl botched fondling Kamala.
Kamala would have enjoyed it more if some idiot hadn't put a glass wall right between him and the girl.
It was a sad day when Triple H was allowed to pin Benoit in his sleep.
After the suplex was interrupted by a sick display of public fondling, HHH was forever known as Hunter Michael Jackson Helmsley.
Benoit learned the hard way: NEVER insult a referee who possess telekinesis.
Hunter: "All right, got him tied to the crucifix, now to hold him up and plant it. Hold him
up? How the heck do I do that?"
Ref: "That's not a spider, that's just an ant..."
HHH: "ANTS?! I'm super terrfied of ants!!!"
Dave "The Mime" Batista was not as intimidating as writers had hoped.
Batista: "I'm gonna make you eat this ring post!!! What the?!" *ring post disappears as Dave goes to slam Benoit's head through it*
Benoit: "Heh heh heh... old Canadian trick..."
Chris learned never to bother John Kerry's wife after she told him to "shove it" then proceeded to splatter him with ketchup.
WOW! Eugene LITERALLY took Hunter's head off with that chair shot!!!
Benoit: "I would have followed you to the very end, my brother... my captain... my...
Hunter, there's only six seconds left in the broadcoast, do I really have to say it?"
Hunter: "YES!"
Benoit: *sigh* "My king..."
Nova: "And THAT's for sticking me with this stupid Richard Simmons gimmick!!!"