Here we go!
Vince decides to weed out some talent by getting all of the wrestlers who are not Triple H in the middle of the ring.
Regal curled into a fetal position and began to cry; being taken advantage of by a referee was a new low.
When Kane prepared to smash Val with the
Fist of Doom, Tajiri promptly lost his lunch.
Everyone in the audience stared in amazement as a man, clad only in a robe and a staff, parted the sea of wrestlers.
Because of all the action, nobody caught Flair and Edge making out in the corner.
Flair: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Unbeknowest to the other wrestlers, Kane was enjoying every minute of it.
Edge: "Well, everything appears to be in order sir, you may go about your business."
And in the heat of the moment, with all eyes on him, Randy suddenly lost it and soiled himself.
Kamala stared in horror as the baby he had eaten hours before began to kick.
Triple H's bedtime lullabyes could put even the most ferocious grappler to sleep instantly.
Despite the innocent look on Batistas face, the referee remained suspiscious.
After Benoit took off like and airplane and Triple H started skipping after him, the WWE decided that an hour was a little too long from now on.
Richard Simmons strikes again!!!!!
Triple H: "Vince...wha..what happened?!?"
Vince: "Well......Simmons hit you with that chair and cost you the title."
Triple H: ".......SIIIIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNSSS!!!!!"