[FourFifty]

Caption time… of joy!!!!
I made these before I read them, so sorry if I rip off anyone’s jokes.


Okay Ladies! Raise your hand if you have any talent!


Everyone just HAD to come down to the ring to see proof that Steven Richards isn’t always invisible.


After hearing that Maven was going to last longer in the battle royal than him, Regal just had to get the hell out of the ring.


Tomko: Hey, you two know a lot about rasslin'... Who the hell is the fat black guy with the weird paint on him in the back?
Edge and Jericho: For that, you’re going out!


You know Vince hates Canadians when he needs two of them to take out a de-pushed former tag team champion.


Tajiri would have helped Val Venis stay in the match but he was to captivated by his invisible green ball.


*moments earlier, in a special emergency rafters meeting*
Vince: Okay Matt, the writing staff has decided the ending for your storyline with Lita! And believe me, you’ll like it!
Matt: Oh really? That’s great! What do you have in mind, boss?
Vince: We just signed on an internationally known superstar for you to put over… I mean feud with, and he’ll be the father of Lita’s baby!
Matt: Who is it?
Vince: Dink!!!… … … Matt, you’re awfully close to the edge of the rafters….


Rhyno: Yes! My plan is working!


Originally A-Train was supposed to win this battle royal, but he made the mistake of being in Rosey’s way when The Hurricane said he was done playing galaga.


Rosey: Come on Jericho! Lemme out!
Jericho: Why should I?
Rosey: It’s my turn to play Galaga!
Edge: Galaga!?!?! Sweet! Chris, hold the top rope down while I help Rosey get some speed to get out!
Rosey: Thanks! You guys are the best!


Just look at Tajiri… Best. Kickout. Ever.


In the heat of battle, Kane had to stand alone and think… “Am I being pushed, or de-pushed… It’s a story line, but so was Mark Henry/Mae Young….”


Kane: AND DON’T YOU EVER MAKE FUN OF “Walking On Broken Glass” AGAIN!!!!


While The Hurricane was trying to defend his democratic views to Richards and A-Train, Ric and Edge showed the world how liberal they really are.


In the WWE’s version of American Idol, when you were cut, you got thrown over the ring.


After this night Rhyno never attempted the 619 ever again.


Kane: What!!! All I said is maybe GW should take some money out of the public school system and put it into a crème filling defense fund!


Randy Orton never understood why his short lived feud with Maven didn’t solidify his status as “Legend Killer.”


The new Edgemoible was harder to start up than anyone thought.


Biggest. Sneeze. Ever.


Jericho: One Handed Pull Ups, Bitch!


Much to the disappointment of all his fans, Spiderman’s web just couldn’t reach Orton.


JR: SHININGBAHGAWDWIZZARDLITTERLALLYTOOKOFFHISHEADBBQSAUCENOSELLSTUNNER!!!!


“I would like to thank Loose Cannon for your support! Give me your address and I’ll send you an autographed box of Kleenex so you can clean up the mess you just made in your shorts! ”
ZING!


I would say “Ahmed Johnson really let himself go” but I don’t want to insult Kamala.


Both: What the crap did I get myself into?


HHH: NO! This can’t happen! Why am I stuck???
Chris: Because Rhyno was in the ring.


HHH: Look at you with your new wave hair cut!
Chris: Check you out with your air brush make up!
HHH: Look at you!
Chris: Check you out!
HHH: Look at you with your white mesh half shirt!
Chris: Check you out with your spandex mini skirt!
HHH: …….I don’t wanna sing this song anymore……..
*reps for the reference*


The ref knew he wouldn’t make it in the wrestling world when he couldn’t muster the testicular fortitude to do a suicide senton bomb.


HHH: Damn, the crucifix fell over.


The only reason Triple H did not fall asleep in his own match was the fact that no one could fall asleep during a Chris Benoit match.


HHH: I can’t tap out if my free hand is missing!
Chris: Awwwww shucks!


Batista: Hey! Look! I’m stuck in box! I can’t get out! See, this is a wall! I’m stuck in box! Yep! I am stuck in a box!
Ric: Batista, what the hell are you doing?
Batista: I’m a mime!
Ric: Lemme guess… Lita taught you?
Batista: Yep!


Batista: Well Batista 7:36 says I’m gonna hurt you!
Chris: I’m not sure what’s worse… That line of the fact that my head is going to be driven into that post…


HHH: Hey Chris! I wasn’t done drawing a giant strawberry on your head!


Randy Savage comes back with vengeance in his heart, and a complete lack of style.


Chris: Come on ref, you can do it! Stay awake for the three count!
Ref: But it’s an hour of Triple H….


It was just like his dreams… he was at a wrestling show, and then he realizes that he’s naked.


“So, the retard screwed me over… Okay, fine… Steph won’t swallow, ever again.”