off-camera: Thank you, Mr. Coachman, but we've decided to go with Moolah for warden in our rendition of "Bimbos Behind Bars".
Word had gotten out: Shawn O'Haire was loose in the locker room...
Not satisfied with just one belt, JBL was frustrated at his failed bid to become the number one contender for the RAW belt.
Hurricane: Dammit, Val, stop trying to help me up before you poke me in the eye again.
Rosey's super power is revealed: The power to push out of focus non-talents.
Unfortunately, Rosey's weakness was also revealed: gimmick-less gimmicks.
Hoping to win the YJ Stinger contest, Tajiri imitates Ric Flair, while Kane shows off his Hurricane.
Wow, X-Pac put on the weight while he was away...
Orton: "Red Rover, Red Rover, send Hurricane right over.
The ref tried to stop Edge, but Mil Mascaras DID come out uninvited...
Kane was mystified: Just who was "Duck Teeth" and why would that guy brag about fingering him?
Orton: "Welcome back, Rodney Mack. Hey that rhymes!"
Maven: "I'm not Rodney."
Orton: "Well, you're not Rick James, b!tch."
Worst. Headstand. Ever.
Jericho finally proves that Edge is, in fact, Mister Anderson.
Kamala was freaking out! She was about to smudge the tribal paint signifying that he was a jobber.
Kamala: "Just because you're wearing a Hines Ward jersey in Pittsburgh doesn't mean you're gonna get any extra votes, Michelle Branch."
The ref knew he was in for a long night. Here we see him telling the back how many beers he wanted for the rest of the match.
Benoit was deliriously happy. He was the first to get the new Rosey replica mask.
Benoit: "Jebus, Eugene! When I said I wanted you to take HHH's head off, I didn't really MEAN it!"
The kid's Stretch Armstrong doll was shrinking back into shape just in time for HHH to get a little more face time this evening.
HHH (under his breath): "I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry."