Coach: If your sole purpose on this earth is to pleasure Innovator, wear pink pants...
Flair was a little uneasy to get into the ring of Bret Hart fans, but orders are orders
Regal, the silent assassin's next victim
The Canadian Justice League, sworn to defend the fans against useless hosses
Jericho, desperate for a meaningful push, begins the Butterfly Effect...sucks for him that Chuck is going with him
Kane: HADOKEN!
*earlier in the day*
Matt: BUT I'M IN A STORYLINE!
Writer: Doesn't matter, Vince feels the human punching bag gimmick will really get you over
Useless hoss: HAHAHA! Suffer my wrath talented Stevie!...and Rodney Mack
Jericho and Edge: Hear that! Thats the sound of Canadian Justice!
Silvian: Kane! toss me out now
Kane:.....
Silvian: KANE!
Kane: *snaps out of a daze* Oh sorry, I thought I was in 1998 and was a main eventer
Maven: AND THATS FOR FOLEY!
Batista was getting ready for the "Toss former ECW Champions" game at the Olympics.
Kane's new "Different Colored Eyes" Aggression didn't get over too well with the rest of the roster
Randy: See that, thats where pushes come from
Maven: REALLY!? Lemme get a closer look...
Randy: Sucker!
This battle royal is brought to you by the number 6
Jericho: LUDACRIS SPEED!
Jericho: LOOK WALDO!
Randy: WHERE!?
Kamala: Oh god, this is what I look like! No wonder I wasn't taken seriously
You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your hands
HHH was ecstatic to play William Wallace in WWE's version of Braveheart. Getting him to agree on the last scene, was a little harder
HHH: If you're levitating, TAKE ME WITH YOU
HHH: I just killed the last credible Canadian's career...what now?
Upon hearing Brock had signed with the Vikings, Vince made Benoit his new "naptime" enforcer
Benoit: TAP! or else!
HHH: or else what?
Benoit: Or else I'll tell Steph where you really were last night!
HHH: NO! she thought I was at the knitting circle! *TAPS*
HHH: Things can't get any worse
*Ultimate Warrior's music hits*
HHH: Shit!