Coach couldn't believe it. Either he needed new glasses, or the Spice Girls were multiplying like crazy!
HHH smiled. His plan was coming to fruition. Lure every wrestler in the ring, then lower the glass ceiling. Oh yessss....
After so many years being bald, Kurt felt his new head of hair was a bit top-heavy.
After Jericho pulled the mask, Edge stood shocked. It really
was Sean O'Haire in disguise!
Jericho and Edge helpfully eject the crazy drunk who'd somehow made his way in the ring.
Kane's somersault with a Tajiri springboard would've been so badass. Damn Val Venis and his unavoidable bitter beer face!
Matt had been so depushed that security was instructed to keep him out of the Rumble. Matt, though, had a few tricks up his sleeve. Namely, a bungie cord.
Randy: "Oh my God! There's a mouse in the middle of the ring!"
All: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
After three depressing years of pork rinds and beer, Spider-man finally gets his act together and returns to the world of wrestling.
The ref --- concerned by the fact that Flair hadn't moved in the last five minutes --- tries to wake up the old codger by poking at the ring rope.
Kane: "Saaaaayyyy... nice butt."
Flair's true powers were revealed when he shot poor Sylvan with his laser eyes.
Tajiri began to panic as Kane emphatically bellowed, "You're my wife now!"
Boy, would A-Train and Richards be surprised when they found out they threw out Hurricane's malfunctioning hologram!
That Flair! He'll do anything for glimpse of a fan's cleavage!
As Rhyno and Batista can attest, Randy's farts were damn powerful.
Kane: "FREEEEDOMMMM!!!"
This day being Maven's birthday, Randy obliged by delivering the customary birthday spanking.
You know, I know there's a cheap joke involving the number 69, but I'd like to think I'm beyond that, you know?
Jericho: "Crap! Is everyone in this match a damn hologram?"
Jericho, ever the rock star, entertains the crowd by playing the world's biggest guitar!
Randy: "Y2-Gay!"
Jericho: "Hunter Toy!"
Randy: "Had to share the Intercontinental belt with Chyna!"
Jericho: "Oh man... that was cold."
Randy: "Yeah.... sorry, man."
Orton's plan was most devious. He pulled out his spectacular Booker T impression, and as Jericho started to clap his hands...
Jericho: "Oh CRAP!"
Randy loved to lose himself in the post-match sauna.
No one was more surprised than Kamala when the diva pressed his belly... and suddenly his breasts were triple-D!
Kamala sure was lucky to find a chick who had a thing for guys with big-ass peacock tails.
Once again, the arena's gravity generators go on the fritz.
Ref: "Young man, there's a place you can go, I said young man, when you're short on your dough. You can STAY THERE, and I'm sure you will find... many WAYS... TO... HAVE... A GOOD TIME. You can stay at the..."
Hunter would've gotten the pin if he hadn't lost himself in Benoit's well-defined abs.
In a wrestling/late night talk show first, Dave Letterman holds an interview with Hunter in the middle of a match.
Batista: "11:46?!?! Crap, Adult Swim is on!"
OR
Flair, ever the prankster, loved to sneak up behind Batista and scream: "Fashion Police! You're under arrest!"
Batista: "OK, Chris. That guy... over there! He said I was gay! Get him!"
After Hunter stamped him with the mark of the maple leaf, Benoit sadly knew that he could never claim that he was from Georgia ever again.
Eugene: "Evolution my ass! God created the world in seven days, fool!"
With the ref incapacitated, the pinfall is amazingly counted by Eugene's Jacket.
The bad wig threw some people off, but, undeniably, JBL had invaded RAW.
Hunter should've listened to his mom when she said that he'd go crosseyed if he started at his nose for too long.