Coachman's head exploded when he finally got to see what an actual girl looks like.
WWE's new "Dance Fever" show wasn't getting over to well.
Regal does his famous "French World War II Soldier" Impression.
Tyson Tomko finally gets over. Unfortunately for him, it's over the rope.
Edge and Jericho both agreed, ten minutes since pulling a guy's pants down was way too long.
Kane: Holy hell, you reek of jobber!
Matt impressed fans when he did a stiff legged backflip from the floor into the ring and nail Kane with a DDT
The wrestlers had to break character when Rosey let one go right in the middle of the ring.
Oh, S.H.I.T!
The ref, not impressed, calls Edge a loser.
Everybody bails when Kane says the words "Rectal Exam!"
Rob Conway and the Ref looked into the air. It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Superman!
Tajiri tried the flip he saw Matt pull off earlier and nearly disemboweled himself with the rope.
Maven: Are you gonna try anything original or entertaining for a change?
Ric Flair: Do I
LOOK like Bret Hart?!
or
In retrospect, Superman realized making his tights out of kryptonite was probably a little stupid.
Ric Flair botches his rope flip. Not really funny, but fuck Ric Flair anyway.
Batista tried desperately to save Rhyno to no avail.
Ready...1.....2....3.....HURL!
Randy: Why do you have "I love Randy Orton" tattooed on your ass?!
Batista botches a double ax handle.
The holographic Chris Jericho disappeared after being defeated by the real Chris Jericho.
To prove he was more polite than Rosey, Jericho carefully lowered himself outside the ring to let one.
THEN MADE RANDY SMELL IT!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Chris: NO! Don't kick me into the lava pit!
Randy: It's a mat, Chris.
Randy Orton then impressed the fans by shooting lightning between his hands.
Damn, Stevie Ray really let himself go.
Ladies and Gentileman, introducing first, the only man on the planet paying more attention to the jersey than the girl in the jersey, The Highlander!
the entire Raw roster cheered when Benoit held Triple H down and the ref beat him to death with an X-Box.
Benoit decided it's been too long since we'd seen the Buff Blockbuster.
I have nothing, so I'll say "Fuck Ric Flair" again. FUCK RIC FLAIR!
Triple H was so used to the German over France maneuver that he didn't realize he was actually Japan, and Benoit may be Pearl Harbored now but is about to go Hiroshima on Hunter's left nut.
(at a home cookout)
Shawn: Hey, do you remember when I had this on...
Bret: I reccommend you not finish that sentence.
Now back to Wolverines, here on the Discovery Channel.
Narrator: At times, a wolverine male will attempt to protect the female, not realing its own strength and occasionally injuring his mate...
Batista was shocked that he and Ric's game of 'Cops and Robbers' has somehow ended up on camera.
The WWE was kind enough to show the High School football score between Benoit Christian and Hubert H. Humphrey High, tied at a field goal a peace. It distracted the audience from realizing that the staff forgot to put up the ring post.
Benoit was suprised not only that Triple H owned Shuriken, not only that he brought them to the ring, but that Triple H's aim was so bad he nailed Ric Flair and Batista when Benoit was only two feet away.
Eugene was delighted. The old 'pull the chair' away trick still works.
Anybody remember when Eugene jobbed to Ultimate Warrior in under two minutes? >:-D