Bed sheets are manufactured so that they only cover the hunky male lead below the navel, but cover up to the female lead's chin.
No one will ever stop to explain a monstrous misunderstanding, no matter how simple the explanation may be.
No one ever says "hello" when they answer the phone, nor "goodbye" when they hang up.
When in doubt, the killer is always the guy who wears the nicest clothes.
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