[Evil Vito]

Originally Posted by Noid Rusev should have electrified the cage as Reigns was climbing it, shocking Reigns and causing him to fall and allowing Owens to pin him. Instant ratings. Well, not really, but I want to see Rusev, animated as he is, running around with that sort of equipment. If it were the Attitude era, Lana would have seduced the referee into giving her the key, Rusev would have entered the match to beat up Reigns with Owens. Rollins would have come out, but can't get into the cage, so he climbs to the top of it and dives onto Rusev and Owens. A massive brawl ensues, and in the chaos, Owens escapes through the door and cluthes the Universal Title he just retained for dear life as Rusev eats a Superkick/Spear combination as Lana's top gets caught on the cage, ripping off as she stumbles around in a panic. When Rusev arrives at the PPV, he notices Lana smiling at something. He gets her password off Goldust (who has placed cameras around the place) and discovers that Seth Rollins has been sending her pictures of his penis, to which he would explain "IT'S HUUUUGE!" in comical fashion. He'd drop the phone in a fury and Goldust would come back into the frame and send the photos to himself for later. Rusev would get so frustrated during his match with Roman Reigns, he'd hand Roman the US Title in exchange for his help beating up "Stupid Seth." Roman agrees to take the belt, but Spears Rusev anyway. "WE HAD A DEAL, AMERICAN!" Lana comes out during the Rollins/Owens match despite her not having any connection to it at all. Owens would Powerbomb her onto the ring apron and Rusev would hit the ring and beat up both men. Reigns would then come out and Spear Rusev again to end the show and the main event of Hell in a Cell would be a two-fall Hell in a Cell match for the US and Universal Titles, with Sexy Lana as the Special Guest Referee.

I'm pretty sure Noid just outed himself as Vince Russo.