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When it comes to Hogan, I think you have to cater for his ego. Unfortunately, you probably have to give Ed Leslie a job. Thankfully not the sort of job he gives Hogan. But a Hogan/Beefcake tandem, realistically, isn't the worst thing ever. Hell, it didn't even end up being the worst thing on the actual Mania IX card. At the very least, it provides a relief that Hogan has something to keep him busy away from Bret Hart.
I'm just kidding, fuck that team. Put the belts on The Steiners at WrestleMania and have Hogan get his chest-crushed by Yokozuna. The thing about Yoko is that if Hogan swings his Terry Bollea's tiny penis around and doesn't want to lose, you're not really losing anything in Yoko, who came out looking worse in reality anyway.
If Hogan vs. Yoko sucks, then maybe there's more justification in putting Hogan on chill anyway as he sees the that he can't keep up with the young guys. That's a funny joke, isn't it?
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