We are down to our final three, and congratulations are in order for Team Valor for making a huge comeback taking a clean sweep of the podium. Your prize is that I still have to pay attention to the Raw results, so uh, yeah.
So who is in line to take the contest you ask? I hear you. Once again that gyrating, three weeks off loving, tag team champion who never eats the pin,
Big E Langston (Smeat) heads up the pack, but will he make it past second place this time around? Big E has not been pinned or submitted since
February.
Also dodging pins like this is Hellraiser is
Luke Gallows (Simple Fan) who really should have been pinned by now since he's lost 90% of all his matches. Karl Anderson is the real loser in this scenario. Gallows has not been pinned or submitted since he returned in
April.
Lastly we have
Nia Jax (Savio), squasher of jobbers, lover of Strowmans. Much like Braun, she isn't really doing much and they could drag this on for several more years before they realise nobody cares. That makes Nia a strong contender to take the whole contest. After losing all the time on NXT, Nia Jax has not been pinned or submitted since she was called up to the main roster in
July.
Over in NPCville its down to one from Valor and one from Mystic, as Epico looks to outlast Chad Gable for the ultimate nobody wins crown. If you'd picked one of them, you'd still be in, so that must be nice for Epico at least.
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Current Participants
Team Valor
Big E -
Smelly Meatball -
Last wrestled 3/10 Raw
Luke Gallows -
Simple Fan -
Last wrestled 3/10 Raw
Nia Jax -
Savio -
Last wrestled 25/9 Clash of the Tituses
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29.
Xavier Woods -
Big John Dud (NE) - Deleted by Bray Wyatt 24/7 Battleground
28.
Zack Ryder -
Cool King (NE)- Submitted to RUSEV 24/7 Battleground
27.
Kevin Owens -
Stocky (NE) - Pinned by Sami Zayn 24/7 Battleground
26.
AJ Styles -
Lock Jaw (▲1) - Pinned by John 24/7 Battleground
25.
Ramon Reigns -
mike adamle (RE) - Pinned by the wellness policy violation embodied by Dean Ambrose 24/7 Battleground
24.
Rusev -
teamXtremist (▲1) - Pinned by Finn Balor, The Human 25/7 Raw
23.
The Miz -
KaosDarksol (▼7) - Struck down outta nowhere by Randy Orton 26/7 Smackdown
22.
Chief Jey Uso -
Shisen Kopf (▲8) - Pinned by Tyler Breeze 27/7 Main Event
21.
Sasha Banks -
Mercenary (▼4) - Pinned by Chat Roulette 1/8 Raw
20.
Goldust -
Fenix122 (▼12) - Pinned by The Almighty PRiMO 1/8 Raw
19.
Karl Anderson -
Spilchuk (NE) - Pinned by Big E 1/8 Raw
18.
Shaemoose -
Arrogance (▲8) - Pinned by Cesaro 1/8 Raw
17. Heath Slater -
Volare (▼7) - Pinned by Jinder MahLOLWTF 1/8 Raw
16.
Sami Zayn -
RiX1024 (▼10) - Pinned by Seth Rollins 1/8 Raw
15.
Kofi Kingston -
Sixx (▼8) - Pinned by Dr. Gallows 8/8 Raw
14.
Cesaro -
Vito Cruz (▼2) - Pinned by RUSEV 8/8 Raw
13. Bayley -
Champion Gertner (☼) - 3 week'd 14/8
12.
Finn Balor, The Human -
Champion Gertner (c) (▼11) - Turned into a Demon King and 3 week'd 15/8
11.
Enzo Amore -
STD (▼7) - Pinned by Chris JeriKO 21/8 Summerslam
10.
John Cena -
DaveWadding (▼7) - Pinned by AJ Styles 21/8 Summerslam
9.
Seth Rollins -
Droford (▼7) - Pinned by Finn Balor, The Demon 21/8 Summerslam
8.
Alexa Bliss -
Jannettyzilla (NE) - Submitted to Becky Lunch
23/8 Smackdown
7.
Dean Ambrose -
DAMN iNATOR (▲16) - Pinned by AJ Styles 11/9 Backlash or whatever...
6.
Fandango -
Ultra Mantis (▲16) - Fuck off 16/9 Main Event
5.
Jason Jordan -
Poit (▼4) - Pinned by Chief Jey Uso 20/9 Smackdown
4.
Baron Corbin -
Outsider (NE) - Pinned by Kane, The Fandango Slayer 30/9 Main Event
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NPCs
Team Valor
Epico -
Last wrestled 19/9 Raw
Team Mystic
Chad Gable -
Last wrestled 27/9 Smackdown
40.
Hacksaw Jim Uso - Pinned by Tyler Breeze 24/7 Battleground Jack Swagger Memorial Pre-Show
39.
Charlotte - Submitted to Sasha Banks 24/7 Battleground
38.
Becky Lunch 
- Eaten by Natalya 24/7 Battleground
37.
Chris Jericho - Pinned by RoRo Reigns 25/7 Raw is War
36.
Curtis Axel - Pinned by Neville 25/7 Raw is War
35.
Primo - Shock upset pin by Big Cass 25/7 Raw is War
34.
Natalya - Submitted to Becky Lunch
26/7 SmackDown
33.
Aiden English - Pinned by Zack Ryder 27/7 Main Event
32.
Bo Dallas - Pinned by Sin Cara 29/7 Superstars
31.
D-Von Dudley - Pinned by Titus O'Neil 29/7 Superstars
30.
Mark Henry - Submitted to RUSEV 1/8 Raw is War
29.
Darren Young - Pinned by Titus O'Neil 1/8 Raw is War
28.
Kalisto - Pinned by Apollo Creed or Terry Crews 2/8 Smackdown
27.
Simon Gotch - Pinned by Chad Gable 2/8 Smackdown
26.
Viktor - Pinned by Mojo Jojo 3/8 Main Event
25.
Sin Cara - Pinned by Bubba Ray Dudley 5/8 Superstars
24.
Titus O'Neil - Pinned by Darren Young 8/8 Raw
23.
Dana Brooke - Pinned by Sasha Banks 8/8 Raw
22.
Erick Rowan - Pinned by Dolph Ziggler 9/8 Smackdown
21.
Tyler Breeze - Pinned by Zack Ryder 11/8 Main Event
20.
Alicia Fox - 3 week'd 14/8
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Big Show - 3 week'd 14/8
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Brock Lesnar - 3 week'd 14/8
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Paige - 3 week'd 14/8
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Summer Rae - 3 week'd 14/8
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Eva Marie - 3 week'd 14/8
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Naomi - 3 week'd 14/8
13.
Alberto Del Rio - Pinned by John 16/8 Smackdown
12.
Kane, The Demon - 3 week'd 16/8
11.
Bubba Ray Dudley - Pinned by Neville 21/8 Summerslam Preshow
10.
Apollo Crews - Pinned by Les Miz 21/8 Summerfest
9.
Dolph Ziggler - Pinned by Dean Ambrose 21/8 Summerslam
8.
Carmella - Pinned by Nikki Bella 21/8 Summerjam
7.
Jack Swagger - Submitted to Rusev 2/9 Superstars
6.
Konnor - Pinned by "Chief" Jey Uso 3/9 Main Event
5.
Randy Orton - Got skull legit bashed in by BROCK because somebody thought that would be a good idea for a finish, well look where that got you all, it got you 3 week'd bitches 11/9
4.
Mojo Rawley - Pinned by Chief Jey Uso 13/9
3.
(NPC CHAMPION) R-Truth - Pinned by Luke Gallows 3/10 Raw
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