OH SHIT. It's probably the ninjas that kidnapped Samoa Joe!
NXT INVASION CONFIRMED. The ninjas brainwashed Joe to come back and spin his wheels for five years before leaving to go to infiltrate another company and bring them back to take over TNA! VINCE RUSSO HAD A PLAN ALL ALONG!
Not really. It's Rob Kardashian, the Bellator Lightheavyweight Champion, and Paulie Shore'a cousin