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Hell in a Cell thoughts:
* Sasha vs. Charlotte should headline the show. It's Sasha's hometown and it's the story with the build appropriate to HIAC. Sasha retaining is probably the right move here, since that belt has moved around so much. I've got absolutely no interest in what Sasha does after that though. Is it too early to move into something with Emmalina? Nia Jax seems obvious, but that will probably suck. This will be a nice pinnacle for these ladies though. Just don't fucking hug after the match.
* Kevin Owens will probably retain his belt via shenanigans, but I've always thought it a possibility that the WWE could switch it if they don't feel confident in Owens. Is this where we get Triple H? Chris Jericho will have to get involved here. Is it too obvious for Jericho to help out Owens? Maybe there's some sort of bullshit where Jericho "accidentally" costs Owens the belt and they tease a proper Triple Threat for Survivor Series? I'll read about this, but I have less interest in seeing this match than the ladies' cell.
* I actually completely support Reigns as US Champion. I think that is quite brilliant. I mean, he should be a main event heel, but for what they have to work with, I think it's a nice way to set up Reigns' microcosm. He should retain here. This will probably be the weakest cell.
* The New Day will probably keep the belts and keep going as champions until they break Demolition's record. Expect Big E to almost kill himself on a spear through the ropes attempt. Some miscommunication between Sheamus and Cesaro will leave things ambiguous so that they can re-challenge past The New Day's record because the WWE loves these teams that cannot get along.
* Do not care about Gallows & Anderson vs. Enzo & Cass in the slightest. I care more about Anderson's hot asian wife at this point. Gallows & Anderson are the opponent team that always loses, but Enzo & Cass are the team that always loses. Hmm. Enzo & Cass win because Vince probably sees at least something in Cass and gets a kick out of Enzo on the mic.
* TJ Perkins vs. Brian Kendrick will probably be the match of the night, but the WWE have done a good job of already Perkins just another guy. You might as well switch the belt and have Swann go after it, because nobody gives a fuck. They'll probably have Perkins retain though.
Man, my interest for this is so low. About the only thing I actually want to see is the women's cell, but I have no interest in where they go after that. I mean, I love Emma, but I think it's too early to rocket her straight to the belt.
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