[FourFifty]

*Sean O’Haire, Kanyon, Tommy Dreamer, Rikishi, The Ultmio Dragon, and Jeff Hardy are sitting at a bar*

Dreamer: Yeah, I was the innovator of violence, and I still have a cult following… Sometimes at night, I can still hear them chant, “E-C-Dub, E-C-Dub!”

Kanyon: You may be the the innovator of violence, but come on, who betta than Kanyon?

Ultmio: More Sake!

Rikishi: More Pretzels!

Jeff Hardy: yeah, I’m the father of Lita’s baby….

Sean: That storyline sucks, and I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know.

Jeff Hardy: We all used to be huge players in the WWE… and dude, look at us now…. We’re pretty much unemployed.

Dreamer: Shut up Mr. TNA!

*The Big Bossman enters*

Bossman: Hey Fellas! What’s up?

All: ……….

Bossman: Did I ever tell ya’ll ‘bout my Kennel from Hell match?

Kanyon: Get Out.

Bossman: Nope, really! I was in a Kennel from Hell match VS Al Snow!

Sean: We know that. He said “get out” as in “Get the hell out of our bar!”

Jeff Hardy: Officer, I swear, it’s oregano in my pocket!

Rikishi: Where the hell are my pretzels?

Bossman: Rikishi! You’re here?!?!?! Do you wanna listen to my stories?

Rikishi: For a bowl of pretzels.