Kurt & Eddie: Premiering This Fall On UPN!
"Batista Breakdancing Competition Time?!?!"
"JamesSteele From TPWW Is The F***ing Man!"
and if RVD is on the show:
"What are you doing on a PPV Rob?"
"Is Weed Legal In Canada"
"RVD=Ratings"
"RVD: Requesting Van Daminator"
and the usual stupid random signs:
"$5 Says Kane's The Daddy!"
"Matt... Jeff Wants His Popularity Back"
"Lita, watch out for the turnbuckle... oops, too late"
"JBL: Jews + Beatings = Love"
"Undertaker: That's Where A Ranger's Gonna Be!"
"Hey Ric, What's That Thing Stuck Up Your Ass?"
"Sharpshooter > Figure 4"
"Randy Orton: HHH's Boy Toy"