[FourFifty]

“Oh Man! Does Hunter NEED to moon us while he’s over the glass ceiling?”


Booker’s promo was going nice and smoothly until the man behind the cue cards fell asleep.


Kenzo: We’re not the Mounties! We’re handsome, we’re brave, we’re strong!
*reps for the first person to tell me the name of the tag team that used this song*


“And I was just kidding when I told Shane I wanted a microphone on chain so I can twiddle my thumbs during my promos!”


With the prime suspects in the ring, the interrogation will happen… and we WILL find the location of the crème filling!


Kenzo: (in Japanese) I believe I forgot to put my tights on underneath my robe….
Teddy: What did he just say?
Cena: He called you a homo!


WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!
Spike: Shape of a luchador who is past his prime and because of his mere existence the WWE Cruiserweight title won’t be nearly as cool as all the fans want it to be!
Rey: Form of a scrawny white guy who is a mediocre wrestler but is still over just because his “brothers” are borderline legends in the tag team division!


Spike: No way! Back To The Future III was the best of the trilogy!
Ref: No way! The second one was the best!
Spike: Not in a million years!
Rey: Ref, just backhand him ‘till he aggress with us!


“What the crap! This title was just starting to regain credibility and now it’s being bastardized into a storyline tool already?!?!?!”


Teddy: As thrilled as I am with your offer, I don’t want to join the Mormon church.
Sable: But come on, you know you want to be with us!
Dawn: It’ll be a dream come true!
Miss Jackie: You know you want to…
Torrie: If the potential church member refuses, then use an intimate innuendo, without directly talking about sex… You can f**k me if you join!!!
Teddy:


Go to WWE.com right now to vote for the first ever WWE edition of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!”


“Sean just pulled my finger… it’s gonna reek in here!”


Yeah, God likes him!


Note to self: Never try a double team bronco buster…


Eddie was more than thrilled to show off the new Belty Sanctuary, which will help prevent him for being thrown into the hands of JBL again.


Oh no! Someone forgot to put air holes in the new Belty Sanctuary! If we don’t act quickly his credibility will be gone, forever!


“And for all you smarks out there, this is how they had the cast over his leg!”


The new in ring lap dance segment of SmackDown was a great chance for Steven Richards to show off his other talents.


This was a quick way for the WWE to reinforce the fact that Kurt is still a heel.


“Hey Kurt… My WWE is bigger than your WWE!”


Thanks to the hard work of detective Kurt the missing crème filling was found!


And he won this medal for being the last credible WWE champion.


RVD wanted to show everyone his new Billy Gunn action figure regardless of the fact that there was a match going on.


Luther: Don’t you ever call them the powder puff girls, ever again! It’s power puff!


Unbeknownst to the two fat people in the audience, the ref thinks they’re homos.


“Oh no! The chocolate in the best is melty and gooey!


You know your career will never be as good as it once was when Billy Kidman calls you a homo.


Kenzo: Kenzo say make hands look like rock’em sock’em robots!
Booker: Is that the best you got, sucka?
Kenzo: Kenzo say wear US title!
Booker: Man, this game is easy!
Kenzo: Hold Microphone!
Booker: Yeah, I’m holdin’ it alright!
Kenzo: Booker lose! Kenzo didn’t say hold microphone!