It was all Booker could do to to lug the giant invisible burrito to the ring.
Booker was reaching the climax of his speech when he suddenly realized that "One time! US Champion! Just didn't have the same ring as his WCW Champion boast."
Kenzo proves internet fans right in a segment where he literally blows.
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"AH. Godzilla."
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Off Camera: "Kenzo, we've been meaning to tell you this. You suck. You're way to green in the ring."
Kenzo: "Mysterio!"
Off Camera: "And your chops are lame."
Kenzo: "Mysterio!!!"
Off Camera: "And that gets really annoying."
Kenzo: "Mysterio?"
Off Camera: "Your wife's a whore."
Kenzo: "Myster--
"
You gotta be a little antsy about Cena's upcoming marine role when he breaks out of formation after being distracted by a shiny penny in the stands.
Everyone Except Kenzo: "This is an intervention. Stop saying Mysterio."
Vince: "Congrats, Theodore! May you represent our company proudly like the many great African Americans who held some form of prestige before you! People like Rocky Johnson, Ahmed Johnson, and... um... crap... Farooq?"
And so it has come to this: the Cruiserweight Title is to be decided in a Thumb War Match.
Rey: "Dammit, how does this thing work???"
Spike: "For the last time! I'm not a wheelbarrow!!!"
Spike is shocked when G-TV suddenly comes on and replays what Spike had to do backstage to get the belt.
"You got some black in you...?"
Lex sighed with exhaustion. This was a new low! Beaten by Static Shock's father!
Having run out of crucifixes, HHH decided to just hang random midcarders in the air for all to see instead.
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Paul's hanggliding was going great... until his glider suddenly disappeared.
"Hey Rhyno! While you're still stuck selling souvenirs, I've escaped Velocity and am now champ!!!"
Rhyno didn't appreciate the taunting and struck back with a vengeance.
D-Von: "You just had to rile him up, didn't you Billy???"
"And now, Austin's WWE belt! Perfect for hitting women or serving as a beer tray!!!"
Kurt Angle got crazy heel heat when he imprisoned belty inside a case and held him for ransom.
"Hey Zach! I found your missing leg!!!"
Eddie's new Larry Flynt gimmick would have worked better if he'd had the lovely ladies.
Tazz's new makeover was stunning.
"And this is a picture of Kurtangelgo Angle, who wrestled my father many many years ago in Italy..."
Eddie had a few kinks to work out in his new Steering Wheel Cream Filling Dispenser.
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Kurt: "AGHCK! I haven't been blasted this hard by a white milky substance since that time in Hunter's..."
Eddie: Olympic Gold Medal winner in the field of Tequila Theft.
Renee: "AH! A fly on your head! Hold still while I punch it off!!"
Cena: "OW! Hey, there was never a fly on MY head!!!"
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Cena regretted telling Luther about his official web site when the spirit of Brock Lesnar suddenly possessed Mr. Reigns.
"EW!!! You mean the belt looks like THIS???"
"What the hell, sucka! *sniff sniff* This ain't chocolate!!!"
Oh man, I sucked.