Damn the Smackdown arenas and their damn slippery floors!
When the audience's boos reached the crescendo, Whoopi realized that this "wardrobe malfunction" was doing nothing for her career and she quickly covered up.
"Wha--? Whadda ya mean WE lost the war?"
The John Cena/Ultimo Dragon feud reached an all time low when he showed up at the arena wearing a "You Slipt, Shortie" T-Shirt.
Seconds later, Billy Gunn ran across the ring, slapped Renee Dupree in the face, and screamed, "You CALL me next time you wear your gay pink trunks!"
Vince: "Welcome, Theodore Long! You're our new General Manager!"
Gunn, Kenzo, & Cena: "A BLACK MAN AS GENERAL MANAGER?!?!"
Long: "Hey, it worked in 'Blazing Saddles'."
Gunn, Kenzo, & Cena: "Ohhhh..."
Rey put on a face that said he was happy to see his friend Spike Dudley get married, but secretly he was jealous of that huge ass diamond.
The Ref knew that he should have known better. But, dammt, he just couldn't resist the temptation of pulling a Purple Nurple.
Sure, the present was nice, but what in the hell was Spike supposed to do with an oversized novelty wristwatch?
Tonight on WB: Hijinks ensue when the Charmed gals cast the Spell of Aging on an unsuspecting Booker T.
Long and Angle shift uncomfortably as the new-appointed GM, Steven Richards, instructs the two to kiss.
As the large man in the third row could tell you, Paul London definitely needed to switch to Right Guard deodorant.
Surprisingly, the new Billy "Angel Wings" Kidman gimmick got over tremendously with the fans.
Ref: "Mmm... nice biceps... no, bad Ref, get a hold of yourself! .... Later ... laaaterrrr...."
Eddie: "Oh my God! My very own WWE limited edition HD TV? Teddy, you shouldn't have!"
It was nice that the WWE was expanding its reach to new forms of entertainment, but --- c'mon --- the WWE Belt Puppet Theater was the lamest thing ever.
"You know, I just got a crazy idea to turn this thing into a lamp."
You just
knew the WWE was in financial difficulties when Eddie debuted his new lowrider.
This picture demonstrates what would happen if Mr. T pulled a Michael Jackson on us.
Kurt conscience: "No, Eddie, you can't get your revenge on the writers for stripping you of the WWE Championship and giving it JBL. It would be wrong!"
Heyman conscience: "No, Eddie! Don't listen to him! Kill them! Kill them all!"
Eddie: "Heh heh. You guys are high."
Kurt conscience: "Why? Are you cool?"
Sure, He may be all-powerful and omnipotent, but God still didn't know how to drive a stickshift.
Eddie: "And this concludes our presentation on simple-to-make art projects using toilet paper."
Renee: "Merde! Your nom eez not Kunta Kinte! Eet eez To-BEE!"
RVD: "God, he sucks at this."
Luther: "You sure you don't want to have that looked at?"
Cena: "I'm fine, I'm fine. Ow."
Luther: "Well, just don't try that move again, OK? The spinaroonie is serious business."
Ref: "That's right! Shoot this man in the ASS!"
Booker: "Uh... wha---?"
"awww, man... this belt
does look like crap!"