[The Cerebral Assassin]

Take the following wrestlers:

Doink the Clown
Henry Godwinn
Bull Nakano
Alundra Blayze
Adam Bomb
The Brooklyn Brawler
Bob Backlund
Duke Drose
Mantaur
Bart Gunn
Billy Gunn
Well Dunn (Timothy & Steven)
The Undertaker
King Kong Bundy

And book a five star wrestling show!

It can be done! I've seen it, but it was a very long time ago in a land far, far away.