We are just the final five with Jason Jordan doing jobs for Jimmy and Jey. All of the
New Day (RP, #1-Fan) are still undefeated and active since losing all direction and aimlessly shilling ice cream for what can only lead to the return of CM Punk at Wrestlemania to defeat all three in a handicap ice cream bar on a pole match. Of course this would not even eliminate a single member of the New Day making it a horrible idea.
Neville (Adamle) is going to lose to Austin Aries on the Wrestlemania pre show,
Soma Joe (SMeat) isn't looking likely to lose anytime soon unless Sami Zayn can "overcome the odds" and score a roll up. Sheamus
(Impact!) has avoided a Joe Squash and instead is back in the shitty tag title scene where he won't be pinned because he's neither Enzo or Cesaro.
This could go for some time. My pick to win is Bray Wyatt's ghost, Big E second place.
Over in NPCville we are down to the final three, Kofi, Karl Anderson and Chad Gable. Can Gable become a two time NCP champion. Maybe, who cares.
Categorical accolades awarded:
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TPWW Women's Champion: Natalya
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The Cruiseweight 50/50 booking forgot: Neville
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A-Show Sole Survivor: Chad Gable
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Why are you still here?: Karl Anderson
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Survivors
Team Iron Man
Big E - RP -
Last wrestled 6/3 Raw
Sheamus - Impact! -
Last wrestled 13/3 Raw
Xavier Woods - #1-wwf-fan -
Last wrestled 27/2 Raw
Team Hawkeye
Neville - Mike Adamle -
Last wrestled 6/3 Raw
Team Mysterio
Samoa Joe - Smelly Meatball -
Last wrestled 13/3 Raw
25.
Cesaro -
Outsider (▲3)- Pinned by Luke Gallows 23/1 Raw is WAH
24.
Seth Rollins -
Triple A (NE) - Pinned by Sami Zayn 23/1 Raw is WAH
23.
Miz, The -
Droford (▼3)- Pinned by Dirty Dean Ambrose 24/1 Smackdown
22.
Bayley -
DAMN iNATOR (▼18)- Pinned by Charlotte 29/1 Royal Rumble
21.
Roman Reigns -
DaveWadding (c) (▼20) - Pinned by Kevin Owens 29/1 Royal Rumble
20.
Rich Swann -
teamXtremist (▼12)- Submitted to Neville 29/1 Royal Rumble
19.
AJ Styles -
Simple Fan (▼14)- Pinned by John Cena 29/1 Royal Rumble
18.
Charlotte Flair -
Phenomenal 1 (NE) - Pinned by Bayley 30/1 Raw
17.
John Cena -
Savio (▲6)- Pinned by Randy Orton 31/1 Smackdown
16.
Dean Ambrose -
KaosDarksol (▼10)- Pinned by AJ Styles 31/1 Smackdown
15.
Randy Orton -
Volare (▼12)- Pinned by John Cena 7/2 Smackdown
14.
Fandango -
Ultra Mantis (▲4)- Horribly misused again SMH 12/2 Elimination Chamber
13.
Baron Corbin -
Brother Vito (▲1)- Pinned by Dean Ambrose 12/2 Elimination Chamber
12.
Emma -
Cool King (▲12)- 3 week'd 13/2
=.
Kurt Angle -
Gertner (▼15)- 3 week'd 13/2
=.
Tajiri -
Jannettyzilla (▼3)- 3 week'd 13/2
9.
Carmella -
Lock Jaw (▲7)- 3 week'd 21/2
8.
Jack Gallagher -
STD (▲4)- Pinned by Neville 5/3 Fastlane
7.
Bray Wyatt -
Mercenary (▲14)- 3 week'd 7/3
6.
Jason Jordan -
Maluco (RE)- Pinned by Jey Uso 14/3 Smackdown
NPCs
Team Iron Man
Karl Anderson - Last wrestled 6/3 Raw
Kofi Kingston - Last wrestled 6/3 Raw
Team Cap
Chad Gable - Last wrestled 14/3 Smackdown
62. Drew Gulak - Pinned by Mustafa Ali 23/1 Raw
61. Enzo Amore - Pinned by Braun Strowman 23/1 Raw
60. Noam Dar - Pinned by Rich Swann 23/1 Raw
59. Luke Harper - Pinned by Randy Orton 24/1 Smackdown
58. Kalisto - Pinned by Dolph Ziggler 24/1 Smackdown
57. NPC CHAMPION Tony Nese - Pinned by TJ Perkins 24/1 205 Live
56. Cedric Alexander - Pinned by Neville 24/1 205 Live
55. Lince Dorado - Submitted to The Brian Kendrick 25/1 Main Event
54. Dana Brooke - Pinned by Alicia Fox 25/1 Main Event
53. Alexa Bliss - Pinned by Naomi 29/1 Royal Rumble Jack Swagger Memorial Pre-Show
52. Sasha Banks - Pinned by Nia Jax 29/1 Royal Rumble Jack Swagger Memorial Pre-Show
51. Chris Jericho - Pinned by Sami Zayn 30/1 Raw
50. Mustafa Ali - Pinned by Tony Nese 30/1 Raw
49. Rusev - Pinned by Enzo Amore 30/1 Raw
48. Bo Dallas - Pinned by Sin Cara 2/2 Main Event
47. Primo - Pinned by Big E 2/2 Main Event
46. Epico - Pinned by Xavier Woods 6/2 Raw
45. Sami Zayn - Pinned by Chris Jericho 6/2 Raw
44. Dolph Ziggler - Pinned by Apollo Crews 7/2 Smackdown
43. Rhyno - Pinned by Viktor (yes THAT Viktor, seriously) 7/2 Smackdown
42. Ariya Daivari - Pinned by Mustafa Ali 7/2 Smackdown
41. TJ Perkins - Pinned by Jack Gallagher 7/2 205 Live
40. Sin Cara - Submitted to Rusev 9/2 Main Event
39. Curt Hawkins - Pinned by Mojo Rawley 12/2 Elimination Chamber Jack Swagger Memorial Pre-Show
38. Mickie James - Pinned by Becky Lunch 12/2 Elimination Chamber
37. Aiden English - Pinned by Heath Slater 12/2 Elimination Chamber
36. Heath Slater - Pinned by Jimmy Uso 12/2 Elimination Chamber
35. Jey Uso - Pinned by Chad Gable 12/2 Elimination Chamber
34. Viktor - Pinned by Chad Gable 12/2 Elimination Chamber
33. Darren Young - 3 week'd 13/2
=. Goldust - 3 week'd 13/2
=. R-Truth - 3 week'd 13/2
=. Jack Swagger - 3 week'd 13/2
=. Kane - 3 week'd 13/2
=. Gran Metalik - 3 week'd 13/2
=. HoHo Lun - 3 week'd 13/2
26. Mark Henry - Pinned by Braun Strowman 13/2 Raw
25. Becky Lunch - Pinned by Mickey James 14/2 Smackdown
24. Alicia Fox - 3 week'd 16/2
23. Big Show - 3 week'd 19/2
=. Brock Lesnar - 3 week'd 19/2
=. Goldberg - 3 week'd 19/2
=. Undertaker - 3 week'd 19/2
=. James Ellsworth - 3 week'd 19/2
18. Jinder Mahal - Pinned by Big E 20/2 Raw
17. Nikki Bella - Pinned by Natalya 21/2 Smackdown
16. Titus O'Neil - 3 week'd 23/2
15. Apollo Crews - Pinned by Dolph Ziggler 28/2 Smackdown
14. Curtis Axel - 3 week'd 2/3
13. Nia Jax - Pinned by Sa$ha Bank$ 5/3 Fastlane
12. Kevin Owens - Pinned by Goldberg 5/3 Fastlane
11. Jimmy Uso - 3 week'd 5/3
=. Naomi - 3 week'd 5/3
=. Simon Gotch - 3 week'd 5/3
8. Konnor - 3 week'd 7/3
7. Natalya - Submitted to Becky Lunch 14/3 Smackdown
6. Tyler Breeze - 3 week'd 14/3
5. Akira Tozawa - Pinned by The Brian Kendrick 14/3 205 Live
4. The Brian Kendrick - Pinned by Austin Aries 14/3 205 Live
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