Somewhere in the back, the Hurricane laughed. The laxatives he put in Hunters drink were starting to take effect.
And the Diva contestant who gets to spend the night with Jonathan Coachman is..........
La Resistance made the mistake of paying nine dollars to see "The Village".
Yes, Lita even botches kissing.
YES I GOT IT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomko froze. He thought he had killed the man, but apparently, he had been wrong. How had he survived that avalanche? Tomko didn't know, but one thing was for sure: RC Cola man was back for revenge.
You know the WWE doesn't pay their cameramen well when they start jacking off to divas in the middle of the audience.
Edge hesitated. He'd never cut off another man's arm before; he wasn't to sure what to do next.
After a swift punch to the stomach, Edge spewed out the ten foot pole he'd swallowed earlier.
Bischoff(thinking):
Damn, that really is one big ass nose.
Kane wasn't really too sure how to do the Heimlich maneuver, so he went on instinct.
The more Batista danced, the wider Jericho's eyes got. This meant WAR.