HHH: *singing* "We're not gonna take it, NOO, we ain't gonna take it, we're not gonna take it, anymooooooooore"
Lillian Garcia was convinced that her implants were a good idea as The Coach slowly caressed her arm.
Tajiri: Rhyno, not again? Now we have to carry this fucker around all day.
Rhyno: Hey man, I thought I was immune to my own glue.
The rumours were true that Conway indeed had a third leg.
The WWE was running low on ideas when Matt Morgan and Val Venis became the new Quebec team.
Lita: Matt, your braces got caught in my lip again.
Matt: Ohhh Lita!
Lita: *muffled* Seriously Matt, if you don't stop, my mouth is going to be too sore for tonight.
*Matt stops instantly*
Tomko: Oh God, don't tell me you did it for The Rock? But he always calls you the Hamburglar!
Not a caption, but is there anyone here that wouldn't fuck Stacy?
Stacy: Really Officers, I'm not 14 years old! But sadly yes, I did have sex with David Flair. Lock me up.
Tomko's favourite movie was Bloodsport, so he just had to copy Van Damme's consecutive kicks when he got the chance.
The writers wanted to make Trish seem tougher, so they photoshopped a trucker hat on her head.
Edge: But Chris, please take a seat, let's try to work things out.
Jericho: I'm not listeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Edge: You only have one ear covered, idiot.
Jericho: The Diva Search gets bigger pops than you.
Edge: That was low, dude.
Jericho: Sorry man!!!
*they hug afterwards*
Edge's new sword swallowing gimmick was destined to fail when he began to eat the swords backwards.
HHH: I can't find the whole where the secret button is hidden.
Regal: Don't worry sunshine, I sure found the right hole.
*Regal takes out his member*
HHH: I guess this is payback?
HHH: So THIS is how Steph feels all the time.
Hunter became so exhausted after ripping out part of a rotary phone that he just needed to lie down.
Kurt Angle's rival from the 1996 Olympics was back with a vengeance.
Sadly, he didn't learn his lesson back then, so Kurt took him to school again.
HHH: You think anyone even cares about the Olympics anymore? Bahaha.
Olympian: But... doing it for my country... WWE is fake...
HHH: Just like my wife's rack, but you should see how I-
Olympian: Just smash me with the hammer, please!
Hunter heard that women dug black guys cocks, but this was just ridiculous.
Eric: Hello, stranger.
HHH: You looked over when we were taking a piss Eric; you broke the guy's code.
Eric: But... WHY WAS IT BLACK?
HHH:
Lita didn't know what she was getting into when she played the 'smell my last meal from my burp' game with Kane.
Lita: Oh God, you really do eat pieces of shit for breakfast!
Kane: Go back to Hollywood, we don't need you around here!
Maven: But I'm not him!
Kane: LIES! Who's walking tall now?
Maven: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Kane: Oh, and Johnny Bravo is going to suck!
Meng's newest Ref costume was sure to fool Benoit as he snuck in for the Tongan Death Grip.
Flair: Oooooooooh, but I really have to GO! Just let me pin you, Edge.
Edge: NO, you were supposed to wear your Depends like HHH said!
The Ref hated bullies, but he could only watch as Orton crouched behind Jericho while Richards pushed him.
Benoit: Your little Randy Orton cutout was no match for my superb wit, Batista! Now TAP!!!
Ref: So tell me Flair, what do you have to say after I proved that Bret Hart and Mick Foley were both better than you?
Flair: Err.... umm..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Benoit was already travelling towards the light after hearing rumours that Orton was going to kill his career at Summerslam.
Jericho was shocked than Tony Danza had showed up after hearing all of the captions about him.
Worst. Double team move. Ever.
Ref: It doesn't really look like a diamond, what the hell was Page talking about?
Orton: Not now, Earl!
Orton: You all know that I'm gonna get a piece from Carmella. Yeah, you don't have to tell me, I know, I'm the man
Benoit: That stupid toothfairy didnt have to glue the money to my pillow! I'll never lose a tooth again!
