[Emperor Smeat]

The Observer's obituary on Mr. Pogo had a Wacky Terry Funk story from back in the day included:

Originally Posted by Observer Terry Funk was a regular in FMW at the time. One story Sekigawa loved to tell about this period was that after a match, when Funk was tired and thirsty, Funk grabbed Sekigawa’s water bottle. The problem is, Sekigawa had kerosene in the bottle, which he used to help him blow fire. Funk guzzled it down and said, “This tastes like shit.” Sekigawa kept telling him over and over, “It’s not water, it’s for my fire gimmick.” Funk started screaming, “No, no, no, I said it tastes like shit.”