[FourFifty]

Caption time!


In the back Rhyno and Shane were laughing their asses off… All Shane had to do was tell Triple H to make love to the microphone, and Rhyno took care of the rest…


Coach: You know, it’s true. Gentlemen really do prefer blondes… But where the hell is Carmella? I’m no gentleman!


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Some may argue that Tajiri’s powerbomb was a little stiff… But if you had to hear anyone sing “We’re Not The Mounties” on a 3 hour car ride you’d get your revenge also.


Rob: They’re getting WHO to play the lead role in the Green Lantern movie?!?!?!


Moment later Matt Hardy understands the lyrics to “Dude Looks Like A Lady.”


JOEY RADD TO THE RESCUE!!!


Not a caption, but seriously… Look at that one fan standing up in the crowd… The dude with his arms up… I bet he has never been laid… He is now Virgin Joe!


It doesn’t take that much physical work to do a cartwheel. The true reason for Virgin Joe’s standing ovation is for Stacy that took a lot of mental work… The whole “doing something and breathing” thing is hard.


Thankfully Rosey got in the way of the goose step before we had Bradshaw V 2.0 on Raw.


Oh that naughty Steven Richards!


Jericho: Woah… I’m seeing colors in the ring… Did I hang out with RVD too much?
Edge: No, we’re doing the high light reel, and the anti-push drugs that Triple H puts in your milk are kicking in.


Edge didn’t believe Chris when he said that the hot sauce will knock him on his ass.


Regal: Remember when you jobbed to Henry Godwin? Or the Warrior? When you weren’t the top guy? You remember that, sunshine!?!?!
HHH: STOP IT! STOP IT! I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT!!! I’M TELLING VINNIEEEEEE!!!


King: The worst part about this is the fact that the fans can’t hear us and this is some good time to do some commentary… So, Jim, how is everything?
JR: BAHGAWDSTUNNERBROKEHIMINHALFNOSELLBBQCARNAGE!!!!


“Okay Regal… You Win… Ed, Edd, and Eddie is better than Dexter’s Lab….”


If he couldn’t get out of the glass ceiling with his bear hands, then he’d use the brass knuckles to break it!


After being reminded that his initials are not “H, H, H”, William took his life into his own hands instead of taking the de-push from hell.


HHH: I’m not taking back what Is aid about Dexter’s Lab, but DeDe is cooler than Plank!
Regal: You bloody fool! Plank is a genius!


Triple H doesn’t care where he’ll be when his diarrhea acts up.


Eric: Holy Crap Hunter! What happened to you!?!?!
HHH: Steph’s time of the month….


Kane: For the last time, OPEN WIDE!!!
Lita: Is this wide enough. Dr. Yankem?
Kane: You’re not even opening your mouth!
Lita: Oh! My mouth!


Maven: Oh No! There goes my credibility!
Kane: Like you even had any.


“You see this? You see Maven right here? This is what happens when you don’t floss!”


Ric: Say it Chris!
Benoit: Never!
Ric: Just say it!
Benoit: But Vince screwed him! Bret did not screw Bret!


Yep, the WWE is desperate to find a new man to do the People’s Elbow.


The ref was a little hesitant to participate in the Extreme Limbo competition.


Batisita: BUT I DON’T WANNA GET MY HAIR CUT!!!


Ric Flair… another victim of the “I Swear The Fish Was This Big” story.


Periodically God will stop by to make sure that Benoit isn’t getting de-pushed.


When you seriously cannot come up with a decent caption, the following phrase will do.
“YOU’RE A HOMO!!!!”


People questioned Randy’s sexuality when he decided to run up to feel how smooth Chris Benoit’s hair is.


See! LC isn’t the only man to bow down to Orton!


“I know that there are a lot of people over in the back that think I haven’t paid my dues, but oh, how I love my laptop… the internet community will always reassure me that I am indeed a credible wrestler!”


“OWWWW!!! Damn it! There was a huge hermit crab in that shell!!!!”


And this is the last time that Lita borrows lip gloss from Rhyno.


“Oh Lucy, that’s how you do it! Oh yeah! Work my cannon, work it!”