Spiderman.
I swear to God. Have a guy in a Spiderman costume come out, talking like Haienkai used to (little guy, really deep, masculine voice) and doing overdramatic poses while he cuts a promo. Have him be a heel who goes after random "criminals."
"I WILL rid the ring of your evil, because I'm...amazing. Spectacular. Sensational. I'm...Spiderman. I can and WILL do...what a spider...can. Hit my music."
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