Lesnar: There he is! That's the kid who is using our performance on the field in fantasy football leagues on the internet!
Black guy: But Brock, why is this important?
Lesnar: Because the internet is the root of all evil in the NFL! I kill internet geeks!
White guy: I thought steriods were the root of all evil in the NFL?
Lesnar: SHUT UP! INTERNET IS EVIL! RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAARRRR!!!
*Lesnar trips his bike on an old keyboard someone threw out*