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Teddy Long was truly torn when a devil and an angel started to give him advice.


It’s one thing to tell someone they have a bad haircut, but to fall down laughing at it just hurt Rob’s feelings.


The AWW was able to get off to a great start when they told the world that they signed John Cena.


Next week on Makeover Emergencies- “When Fake Tans Go Even Worse Than Fake Tans!”


Steve Blackman enjoys his new position as “Cleavage Inspector.”


It’s a damn shame that Super Frenchman isn’t known for fighting anyone.


Orlando was overjoyed with himself!
“AIRTIME!!!!!!!”


He’s as enthused to be here as many of us are as to watch it.


Stacy, eat your heart out!


Unbeknownst to Kurt, Luther has his pants, and he just put them in his coat pocket.


Now this is the worst time for the ref to practice his darts.


Rey realized that Spike was coming down with an acute case of Hunteritos when Spike had the cruiserweight title tattooed on his torso.


Ref: Woah! It’s Carson of Queer Eye in the audience! He’s a homo!
*with much respect to the gay community, sorry for any offence, The Fab 5 Rule*


Steven Richards, pervert extraordinaire!


Kane: It’s not Monday! How the hell did you botch being on Raw?!?!?


The first annual “Dudleys On Ice” performance was nice, until Sean O’Haire tried to steal Spike.


The new WWE censors worked like a charm to prevent another “JBL in Germany” episode.


“That’s right, I am the father of Lita’s baby!”


JBL: That’s right!!! The problem with America is Midgets!!! Demanding equal rights, not wanting be made fun of, and all the child labor laws!!! As president of the United States, I will get rid of every midget!


And somewhere in Minnesota, Brock is having a heart attack.


JBL: See! I like these colored folks! They’re more useful than I thought! I mean, he’s helping me out when he could be picking cotton!
Orlando: And why am I not whipping your redneck ass!?!?!


In the dual spinaroonie contest, The Undertaker is up by 3.