Hire Toni Storm, Emma, Brandi Rhodes, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, Velvet Sky, and pretty much any other hot female free agent from the wrestling world. Also try to see if I can poach Alexa Bliss, Lana, Becky Lynch, and Nikki Bella while I'm at it.
Spend a few years living out a modern version of an elaborate harem fantasy I've had since I was a teenager.
Oh wait, I have to use the billions to compete with WWE? Oops.
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