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My favorite Rock lines are as follows:
"By the time your crappy music hits...
...well, I'm an ASS-HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLE"
(to Billy Gunn)
(imitating HHH)
"Tonight-uhhh...
...I am the Game-uhhh...
...and I'm going to be talking about absolutely nothing-uhhh...
...well, The Rock says...
uhhhhh, urrrrgh... you absolutely SUCK!!"
The Rock then went on to say a hilarious line about spewing The People's Vomit if it was going to be another DX night. If anyone has a video clip of this, PM me.
and this gem to Chyna.
I had to find this one, because it was part of a classic Rock send up, in which he put the T-Shirt over Michael Cole's head ("Michael Cole, this microphone stinks").... strangely, this great promo was left out of The Rock: The People's Champ:
"Now, speaking of lips, on to you Chyna…
The Rock sees the way you lick your lips, the way you pucker your lips every time The Rock comes around, you have obviously got a fetish for The Rock, and you’re suffering from Rock Fever.
The Rock says this, next time you go one on one with The Great One, instead of nailing The Rock in the People’s Jewels, he wants you to get down on your knees…no, don’t get excited, Chyna, don’t get excited, not yet…no, The Rock says, he wants you to pucker your lips like this…and when you do that, The Rock’ll come in, pucker his lips too…close your eyes, and get ready to feel The Rock’s electricity…
Then, The Rock will bring his lips to within an inch of yours, step back, look at you, take his boot, kick your teeth so far down your throat, you’ll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush ‘em!"
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