Jericho: Now Trish, don't tell me I wasted all that money to get you a WWE tatoo you didn't like?
Christian and Bubba try not to look at the ref's dreadful version of Michael Jackson's dance moves.
In his joy, Jericho didn't notice Lance Storm had eaten his right index finger.
Batista: JOB TO ME!!!
Van Dam: No!!!
Batista and RVD forget all about the match and start reading the latest issue of Playboy the referee gave them.
RVD: Ok Dave, now bend your left leg a little and levitate using your right leg.
Batista: Damnit Rob, can you do something easier for your school's Christmas play?
Dismayed at Batista not learning it right, the teacher decides to show him how to do it.
Cade: Mmm, cookies!
Dupree: My gawd Sylain, what the hell have you done to yourself?
Rock: Up, up and away!!!
Rock: Hey Conway, where did you get your yellow boots?
The Rock tries to remember his lines by squinting at the camera.
The Rock proved he did a stint at the Moscow Circus by swallowing the microphone whole.
Foley: Psst! Rock! Something's hanging out of your crotch!
Rock: I can't hear you! Whassat?
Rock: So Lillian, how many people have you made love with all your life?
*Lilian flashes two fingers*
Rock: You sure?
Rock: Alright, own up! Who stole my sunglasses and forced me to come with this stupid shades?
Rock decides to punish Dupree by punching his lights out before discovering his hand was... rotting?
Foley: Steady, Renee! I'm going to take that wobbling tooth out and cure your toothache!
Dupree: Thats... the.. wrong one!
Foley: What?! There's two to pluck?
After seeing Dupree faint from the extreme pain, Foley escapes, fearing prosecution, while Rock tries to figure out what the hell was going on.
Foley enlists Rock to look for Dupree's missing tooth.
Rosey: I found it!!!
Henry defeats Hurricane with his Depushed-to-hell Slam.
Henry finally does some good, helping Booker T throw up his hamburger he was choking on.
Matt decides to chew his fingernails as Lita comes closer.
Molly looks to her left to look who was grabbing her hand.
Can't think of anything for this one.
Cheeky Kane flashes a V-sign at Goldberg just before Goldberg is flattened by Mr Bean coming down from above.
Kane: Damnit, he fell asleep just like that?
Goldberg blows everyone away with his Gold-burp.