Flame much, cap'n?
As witty and totally random as that was, it totally missed a few points, to be outlined neatly, cleanly, and with any luck, professionally below.
1. So Carmella got nervous on television...but didn't get nervous posing for Playboy?
I mean, this is a stab in the dark and all, since it could have just been good camera work to hide her shyness in the mag, or maybe there's something about the people actually being there that makes standing in a ring more unnerving than being buck naked for total strangers. I don't know.
2. Of course I'm going to do the cliche JR slurring. How else would you know it was JR?
But that's a thought in an of itself. What did me kicking a dead horse actually have to do with this post? Wasn't that veering a bit off topic? The actual business about Carmella and the gang did seem secondary at best, but meh. First of all, I never said the redhead was hot because of her energy. Read. Breathe. Reread. I'm saying that
A.) Joy is more attractive than Carmella.
B.) The redhead has more energy than Carmella.
Totally different points adding up to the same general conclusion: Carmella's just a skinny chick who stands there. Seeing as the only thing we have to go off of is physical appearance and how they act on TV, this leaves Carmella trumped on both accounts and hence, out of the loop. Next in line to get voted off the Critic's island, so to speak. Not that it matters, since that's all just opinion on my part. I just don't see anything going for Carmella. Too skinny, too dry, etc, etc. But hey, she's Playboy. Ohoho, that makes the whole difference, right? Again, just opinion.
But hey, why let somebody have their own opinions when you can flame them for--get this--
casually dropping a cliche JR impression? Holy shit, I can't believe I just typed this big of a response to defend by right to overdo a joke. I feel like I just lost a distance pissing contest.
At any rate...
It was a nice try. Practice being a smart ass in front of the mirror sometimes. Remember, you don't just need wit and confidence--it helps to make an actual point. Thanks, and good day.