It was hard, but Johnny Bravo wasn't going anywhere until he'd selected a sidekick.
Not content to be a simple legend killer, Randy Orton decides to reach into the tumbler and become Golden Box Gimmick killer.
"What's the difference between you and a duck? I don't know how it ends... but your mother's a whore!"
Benoit: "You! You're the one who hacked the Casual Forum last night!!!"
That was the downside of implaling people with your stillettos. They were so darn impossible to get out!
You figured they'd stopped trying when the match was halted in favor of a mid-show writing meeting.
Eugene learned the hard way what happened when you pressed Hunter's Invisible Black Eye Giver.
Even Kane couldn't help but laught when they displayed his credibility meter on the Titan Tron.
The result of Lita botching the divorce was not pretty, as she found herself Kane's new wife, mother, and official bedtime story teller.
Kane was clearly stunned. He wanted MATT to be his story teller!
All hell broke loose when it was revealed that Matt had been the one who raised the suitcase all along!
Jericho: *sniff sniff* "Double cheeseburger with fries and a Coke... and is that some of your wife's 'cream filling???'"
Edge:
Jericho: "Heh heh heh... still got it."
The results were disastrous when Edge lost control of his pogo stick.
After drinking some of Orton's Kool-Aid, Jericho too gained the ability to pin opponents before even fully stepping into the ring.
"Bubbles is the cutest!!! NOT Buttercup!!!"
Chris had to leave quick. Any moment now, the fan's attentio would shift from Edge and Batista and they'd realize that he was stark naked... with a couple of those annoying Ass Darts sticking from his butt.
"B...b... but Bambi's mother will be okay... r...r...right?"
When Triple A found out where Jim V.W.O was, his fury was relentless.
A die-hard Laker fan, Eugene took the Shaq trade pretty hard.
The two-minute Steven Richards Waltz competition was about to begin.
Rhyno: "Ah crap! I hope he makes the count quick; my push timer is about to expire!!!"
The WWE sinks to a new low when they unveil Lesbian Red Rover.
Benoit: "Okay! I'll relinquish my push, but only if no one reveals that one of my nipples is ten times larger and located a lot higher on my pecs than the other!!!"
HHH: "What? This is what the crucifix has felt like all along? Ow. I deserve to be hated."
Triple H subtly prophesizes Chris's future by pantomining the fall of Benoit's career.
"NOOGIE!!!!"
Best. Impaler DDT. Ever.
Benoit probably could have gone through with this without incident, but he
just had to chant "Bret Hart is the best ever!" as he had the Crossface locked.
"Don't you ever trick me into driving to Hawaii again!!!"