Haven't read any yet. Apologies if I swipe anyone's jokes although I doubt it, I'm still off this week.
I may look really hot in this suit, but you would not believe the wedgie I have right now.
And now, the winner of the "Pull my underwear out of my ass" competition is... The Coach?!
Benoit: You said I was going to win!
Orton: Ahhhhh! It wasn't me! Coach must have rigged the votes.
Eugene: So HHH was walking along when a horned beast named Stephanie grabbed him and drug him into her lair, and he was never heard from again...
Regal: I just love those fairy tale endings.
You'd be laughing too if you had heard Lita promising not to botch the delivery.
Lita: How did you say my name was spelled again?
Matt: It's a bomb!
Kane: Give it to me! I'm indestructible! I'll lay on top of it and save us all!
Matt: What the fuuuuu... That's just a storyline you idiot!
Chris: I am too a blonde Canadian!
Edge: Chris, your roots are showing... and you live in Manhasset...
Chris: Damn you!
Batista: I said it's time for your nap!
Edge: Alright already, but don't you go holding me down like the last naptime enforcer.
Batista: I can't. HHH said he's keeping that part of the job.
You take that back! Santa is real!
or
Do I really look like a poodle? (Sorry KK had to do it.
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Next up on movies you never wanted to see:
WWE's newest venture into BDSM films... Whip Me, Beat Me, Make Me Bleed.
And we thought the Kane/Lita porn was bad...
Everyone waited patiently for Tajiri to escort his imaginary friend, A Real Push, out of the ring.
Benoit: How'd the glass ceiling end up way down here? You didn't do it did you HHH?
HHH: Of course I did it.
Benoit: Vince finally made you move it, didn't he?
HHH: Yes.
Orton: Would you please stop grabbing yourself like that!
Benoit: No! HHH told me he was going to get IT back at any cost. I have to protect IT.
Orton: He meant the belt, you idiot!