The Coach was a bit shocked that the blonde Olsen twin had made it this far into the Diva Search.
Orton: These womens undergarments are so sheer, nobody even knows that I'm wearing them.
*thinking* Oh shit, I actually said that out loud. Quick, flash the Legend Killer smile, that'll make everything better.
Orton: Are you the twin that does cocaine and throws up all the time?
Benoit's fatherly instinct kicked in after Randy didn't want to take his Flintstone vitamin.
Stacy: Who's the bad Diva? Who needs a spanking? Answer me, scum!
Gail: I am, dominatrix!
Nidia: MEEEE NEXT!
The Divas were wondering why the Ref had replaced Trish during the Diva Dodgeball announcement. Then they spotted a white stain on Trish's shirt and Evolution Kool-aid in her hair...
Eugene: So when are we going to the fight club? Come on!
Regal: Let me rest up, there will be plenty of fighting tomorrow.
Kane: Brock is going to spend his career on practice squad, that's almost as bad as staying in midcard hell all your career! HAHAHAHAHA... wait a sec
Lita: Listen Kane, I never... um... err...
*whispers* I forgot my lines, just say LIIIIIIIIITA to make The Naitch
happy while I remember.
Kane: What do you have to say, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITA?
Lita: I never... noticed that gap in your teeth, heehee.
Kane:
Notice how everyone possesses a natural botch detector in this picture.
Shane McMahon: I have finally returned to shut you up! Your father was a coward, and screamed like a peasant woman when he died!
Kane: My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
*Kane grabs both chairs for a one-man con-chair-to*
Shane: Oh shit... STOP SAYING THAT!
Edge: Chris, I'm up here.
Chris: Sorry, I never like looking at Hunter in the eyes before, you know...
Edge: For the last time, I don't look like him!
Ever the considerate citizen, Edge uses Jericho as a stepping stone to save JR during one of his uncontrollable lapses.
JR:BAHGAWDCANADIANSNEARTHEMAINEVENTSCENESTUNNERBBQSAUCE!!!
Jericho almost completed his dare after Hunter offered him $20 to do pushups with his feet on the ropes and a hand on two guys asses.
Batista: That's for not telling us where The Punisher is hiding. We'll find Frank Castle sooner or later...
*The Punisher ducks in the crowd*
Chris: *thinking* Wait, wasn't he in the front row?
Hey big pissed off bruiser guy with lots of tattoos, I think I know where he went! Oh shit, I should have kept my mouth shut...
Eugene: I didn't know him well, but even I have to cry during the on-air burial of Sean O'Haire... *sniffs*
Eugene: He really didn't tell me anything that I didn't already know!
*sobs uncontrollably*
Although Regal tried his best to stand still after banging Steph, pretending to be a lamp wasn't the best place to hide.
Tajiri was a pro during the 'standing like a statue' games, but he didn't know if he could do a hitchhiker for a whole two minutes.
Rhyno was too late when he finally noticed that the hidden bomb was behind him the whole time.
This is what happens at the freshman dance at an all girls high school.
Benoit: Okay Trips if you're gonna cheat, at least try not to high five the Ref in front of everybody before the match starts!
*Celine Dion music plays*
Hunter: Jack, I feel like I'm flying!
The backstage politics were getting so bad that Hunter demanded handjobs during matches.
Loose Cannon wore a perfect disguise as a ref to get near Randy, but he was in awe when he finally knelt beside him.
Worst. Spear from the top rope. Ever.
Nick Nolte ran into the ring in another one of his drunk escapades.
Eugene: Another 48 Hours was the worst 10 bucks I ever spent!