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**Transplant** · 08-11-2004, 06:57 AM

Announcer: The next competitor for the Mens Rings, representing the Untied States of America, The Big Show

**camera shows Big Show from behind sitting down. Eddie Guerrero is sitting next to him, patting him on the back. Big Show stands up, turns around to face the camera, and whipes his chin**

Eddie: Good Luck, Holmes, although my secret weapon should be more than enough for you to win, barto.

**Big Show stands under the rings, looking up at them. The lifter lifts Show to the rings, getting him 1mm off the floor.**

**lifter calls for backup, and a hord of Officials come to the aid, with no prevail.**

**an official goes off to find a ladder, and comes back. Big Show climbs the first rung, but it falls out beneath him. He rests his arm on the ladder, and then suddenly stands up straight, and places hand on butt hole, gritting his mouth.**

**another official goes off. Big Show shows uncomfortness in his face, placing both hands on butt hole**

**official returns, directing the forklift driver, Brock Lesnar, towards the rings. He places the Forklift under the rings. Show hops on, still clutching his cheeks. Brock lifts the forklift to the rings, and Show quickly lets go of his ass and grabs the rings. Brock then drives away.**

**Big Show is resting on the rings, and then starts swinging. The top bar of the rings bends heavily**

**Suddenly, Big Show lets himself go, and a shudder flies through the Gymnasium. However, it makes the Big Show swing a 90 degree angle. The Magnitude of the earthquake is still felt, and shakes the rings. The rope the rings are attatched to fling a litte bit. Big Shows body goes back downwards,which leaves drips of brown crap on the floor below. The ropes cotinue to stretch, and then horizotal pole snaps off. Big show falls, and leaves a 6 foot hole in the floor. The rest of the floor boards give in, the bleachers fall down, the waves fall in, and the ceiling drops in.**

**a faint sound is heard from the epicentre. A big brown puddle begins to engulp some of the wreckage around the first hole**

Announcer: Uh....judges?

British Judge: I believe the Richter scale pick up a 10.5 for that.

08-11-2004, 06:57 AM	#12
Transplant ...and a Batman symbol Posts: 663	Announcer: The next competitor for the Mens Rings, representing the Untied States of America, The Big Show camera shows Big Show from behind sitting down. Eddie Guerrero is sitting next to him, patting him on the back. Big Show stands up, turns around to face the camera, and whipes his chin Eddie: Good Luck, Holmes, although my secret weapon should be more than enough for you to win, barto. Big Show stands under the rings, looking up at them. The lifter lifts Show to the rings, getting him 1mm off the floor. lifter calls for backup, and a hord of Officials come to the aid, with no prevail. an official goes off to find a ladder, and comes back. Big Show climbs the first rung, but it falls out beneath him. He rests his arm on the ladder, and then suddenly stands up straight, and places hand on butt hole, gritting his mouth. another official goes off. Big Show shows uncomfortness in his face, placing both hands on butt hole official returns, directing the forklift driver, Brock Lesnar, towards the rings. He places the Forklift under the rings. Show hops on, still clutching his cheeks. Brock lifts the forklift to the rings, and Show quickly lets go of his ass and grabs the rings. Brock then drives away. Big Show is resting on the rings, and then starts swinging. The top bar of the rings bends heavily Suddenly, Big Show lets himself go, and a shudder flies through the Gymnasium. However, it makes the Big Show swing a 90 degree angle. The Magnitude of the earthquake is still felt, and shakes the rings. The rope the rings are attatched to fling a litte bit. Big Shows body goes back downwards,which leaves drips of brown crap on the floor below. The ropes cotinue to stretch, and then horizotal pole snaps off. Big show falls, and leaves a 6 foot hole in the floor. The rest of the floor boards give in, the bleachers fall down, the waves fall in, and the ceiling drops in. a faint sound is heard from the epicentre. A big brown puddle begins to engulp some of the wreckage around the first hole Announcer: Uh....judges? British Judge: I believe the Richter scale pick up a 10.5 for that.