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Welcome, true believers, to another spine tingling tale of televised testosterone, dropping trow to tribute and tantalize the true takers of the trademark. The pandas were powerful and the Marvel is--erm--marvellous, but the vicious Vinnnie Mac has massive mounds of mayhem up his steroid-stretched sleeve! Little does the Expensive One know that his two terribly envious enemies have combined their forces, into one bloated, boastful blast of bamboo munchers and Marvel menaces!
Will our hero be able to take on this new wave of Amazing Spiderpandas and Incredible Koaluks? Or will everyone's favorite chairslinger succumb to the succulent, savory flavor of fitful failure? Will your friendly monoplyhood master bastard manage his mainstay out of this mess? Or will the WWF and Marvel Comic's combined powers be too much for our unlikely hero of the day? And how the hell does Stan Lee actually talk like this on a regular basis?
Only time will tell, true believers.
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